Wednesday, March 10, 2010

New Product from Oracle


Oracle® has finally entered the food world! After drinking Gatorade and other energy drinks for years, Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle®, got this idea while racing for the America cup, in the Mediterranean. Viola! Oracle ® Organic drink. Studies were conducted on two groups, one which drank 3 bottles of Oracle ® Juice and the other drank plain apple/orange/lime juice. Those who drank 3 bottles a day of Oracle ® juice, learnt Oracle ® products at least 2 times faster. The savings in terms of spending on learning at Oracle ® University, software, and books is estimated to be, 52.75%. Learn Oracle®! Drink Oracle ®! Earn more!

This is a spoof on Oracle. Link to original article I read is here. I have no knowledge whether this is an Oracle product or not.None of statistics presented are true. I have written this article with tonge-firmly-in-the-cheek.